4/24/2006

Roommate Quotes

Cardoe wrote this at around evening time:

Jenn: Speaking of herpes… where’s my pills?
Doug: …… uh…….. What pills?
Jenn: My birth control.

Jenn: Doug, you missed it. An armadillo was sitting there waiting by our door this morning. He’s my friend. I miss him.
—- Next morning when Jenn wakes up still drunk at 9am and we’re going to McDonald’s so she can get drunk food —-
Jenn: OMG.. What’s that in the road? OMG! It’s my friend! My armadillo friend.
—- Jenn starts crying —-
Doug: What?
Jenn: I killed him. If I didn’t scare him off our doorstep… he wouldn’t have gone on the road this morning and died. I killed my friend! I MISS MY FRIEND…
Doug: I’m glad you’re not driving.

—- Jenn applies makeup on and nearly runs off the road —-
Doug: The road buddy… the road..
—- Jenn nearly runs off the road while focusing on the road —-
Doug: Jenn you drive just as good putting on make up as you do focusing on the road. Girls can’t drive.

Jenn: I wanna do a keg stand!
Scott: You realize you’re in a skirt right?
Jenn: It’s not like you..Where’s my cup? Wait. I need my cup.

Jenn: The law school uses Firefox!

* Filed under: General, Personal

2 Responses to “Roommate Quotes”

  1. jenn Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 7:52 am

    just a little exaggerated

  2. Cardoe Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 7:58 am

    It’s how I remember it and that’s what counts. Remember, facts don’t matter, if I feel that it’s true then obviously it’s true. :-D

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