7/5/2005
Drugs Don’t Kill People… Opposing Software Patents Does
I want software patents globally because the very first second we get them, I intend on patenting idiocy, annoying redunancy, off-topicness, generating 1000 e-mails on something that should have taken just 1, and finally, twisting people’s words to fit your own agenda to perpetuate the 1000 e-mail rush on mailing lists.
When that is said and done and I have my shiny new patent in hand I will finally be able to get rid of the cruft of -core because I will start tossing out lawsuits like they were candy.
That being said, some of my other patents will include prefixing every damn thing with GNU/ so we can put RMS out of business.
So please, call your local representative, it doesn’t matter what he or she represents you in, just call them and tell them that you want software patents today!
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